"Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope."

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."

"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."

"As a cure for worrying, work is better than whisky."

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."