"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"As a cure for worrying, work is better than whisky."

"I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together."

"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."

"Perfection of means and confusion of ends seems to characterize our age."

"Unless one is able to live fully in the present, the future is a hoax."